Friday, March 16, 2012

Bollywood's Budget Wish List 2012

Item Divas Fraternity

With special concern for their short but high paying cameos, Bollywood's Item diva clan Munni,Chameli and Shalu may expect a cameo-duration based tax policy from Pranab Da.



Under this policy no income tax should be imposed on the amount earned from the performance of less then 20 minutes.


Recently in a Smart Mart Charity event, Bollywood's million dollar item diva Munni (Malaika Arora) was seen advocating high expectations of Indian citizenry and celebs from the Budget 2012.



So on the eve of Budget 2012 let's look at some secret budget wishes of B-Town celebs.

  Vidya Balan

Vidya's fascination for Saaris is a known fact for celebs fraternity and her fans.So,this southern siren may wish for the sale tax exemption on all kinds of Bangla , Silk and Banarsi Saaris.



 Mallika Sherawat

Mallika may wish for a cut down in the air fare for the flights connecting tinsel town and LA, because she has to opt for an airline flight and don't own a personal jet like Hollywood co-star Jackie Chan.

 Poonam Pandey

So finally, thinking like a professional, Poonam Pandey would like to ask Pranab Da to impose a special entertainment tax on netizens viewing her popularity gimmicks, and to make her the beneficiary for the earned revenue.

 Shahrukh Khan

Taking Salman's recent demand of Rs 1 more then him (SRK) on serious notes.Badshah of Bollywood, may ask Pranab Da to impose three time more tax on all Bollywood celeb remunerations suffixed with numeric figure of 1.

  Salman Khan

Acting smarter then Don,Bodyguard may wish the acceptance of SRK's concern but with slight amendments, suggesting the inclusion of the words suffixed with literal version of 1 (One)also.



Bodyguard targeting Ra.One. whew.

 Aamir Khan

Just like his films Mr Perfectionist may prefer to have a wish for Budget-2013 because for him, less then one year is quite a short span of time to come up with an idea.

  Saif Ali Khan

Learning from the controversy that followed Saif's punch-gate the only thing that Chotte Nawab may wish is , allocation of special medical funds for establishing 'Community Nasal Trauma Units' all across the country.

 Ajay Devgn and Rohit Shetty

Ajay Devgn and producer Rohit are expected to wish for slash in automobile rates so that they can plan a Singham sequel with a good number of car flying sequences.

 Ranbir Kapoor

As Ranbir is quite busy these days with his upcoming cine flick. So possibly Ranbir may wish for some special tax exemption on all sweetmeat derived terms to promote Indian sweet confections,especially Barfee.

 Abhishek Bachchan

Taking his Idea mobile ad punchline very seriously the only possible reply AB Baby could give about Budget wish is 'No Idea'.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

So being one of the most talked about Mom of the tinsel town Aish may act as 'Mommy Icon' and may wish for slash in the prices of branded baby products.